It's ALWAYS a Contest

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Followed up by: "CEO nobody cares about announces he is super gay and supports Linux."

Ethan is the App That Wants You to Ask Any Question in the World, and One Live Person Will Answer it

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Ethan is the app lets you anonymously message one Ethan Gliechtenstein, who will (time pending) send you a pithy response. Assuming he's not asleep.