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Via: GQ
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You know what mostly sucks? Humanity's greatest man-made structures. From the Eiffel Tower to the Hoover Dam, pretty much every statue, memorial, or feat of architecture has been a complete waste of time.

How do I know? I read it on Yelp, duh. 

Patrick Stewart isn't doing them any favors. Watch as he puts a little English on one-star reviews of famous monuments. These people really hated their vacations. 

Via: UnsealedAlienFiles2099
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Well would ya look at Picard puffing on that Devil's Lettuce!

Via: The Graham Norton Show
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Getting excited for Logan, which hits theaters this weekend? Have you already plowed through all 600 X-Men movies and crave more?

Well, you're in luck because Wolverine and Professor X were on The Graham Norton Show last weekend, and it was as exciting as any X-Man can be. They were talking about — what else — Patrick Stewart's penis. 

Watch Hugh Jackman lose it to this story about Patrick Stewart's penis and, more specifically, the time when Patrick Stewart discovered that he wasn't circumcised. 

Via: James Barker
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Patrick Stewart dropped in to Dragon Con to surprise this little Trekkie whose Make-a-Wish was to meet the Star Trek captain. Dawn Garrigus is eleven years old and living with mitochondrial disease, but more importantly, she's got great taste in science fiction. Patrick Stewart and the Make a Wish Foundation of Georgia made it possible for the pair to meet at Dragon Con where they shared this adorable hug.