Stop Looking at the Cheerleaders, Dammit

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Listen, I know the Seahawks play today, but could you drive your hybrid to the Trader Joe's and pick up some free-range cabbage?

Monday Thru Friday: "I Don't Even Know How I Got Here!"

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Monday Thru Friday: "I Don't Even Know How I Got Here!"
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"One minute I'm ordering my two-for-one appetizer deal at Sizzler, then boom, I'm here! Hah! What's up with that?"