PARENTAL ADVISORY: Explicit content.
That's right, kids! You CAN drop out of school and form a br00tal thrash metal band that worships Satan and idealizes necrophilia!
Rob Scallon wrote a metal song using lyrics from fans' YouTube comments and made an accompanying music video. The result is testament to the internet's continuing obsession with food and unreasonable demands.
At last, metal's answer to Ridiculously Photogenic Guy.
Everyone's favorite metal cover artist pays tribute to the late, great Mr. Trololo.
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