Playtime Has Never Been More Relaxing

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For All Those Who Ever Dreamed of Getting a Massage From a Snake

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"Except for the snake trying to constrict my neck, it's actually quite comfortable." Yeah...

What a Fantastic "Pen" for Your "Sore Spots"

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Dating Fails: Sorry, It's Not What You Think

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Things That Are Doing It: Massage Ad

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Oddly Specific: Happy Ending Fail

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Shop Fail

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