Autocowrecks: I Whisper That to Every Car, Just in Case

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drunk,last night,optimus prime,transformers
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Occasionally I'll pick up a stick and whisper "Wingardium Leviosa" to myself before putting it back down disappointedly.

Autocowrecks: But Seriously, That Game Sucks

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AutocoWrecks,drinking,drunk,Farmville,gardening,last night
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Some days I feel like taking after Misses Edna Prooster and taking a baton to you Farmville-requesting asses.

Autocowrecks: You Kept Making Little "Vroom Vroom" Noises

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AutocoWrecks,drinking,drunk,drunk driving,g rated,Hall of Fame,last night
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Someone had left a plastic knife on the seat, and you said "Sorry, I can't drive stick."