First things first, click the image above to witness for yourself the uncensored glory of Lenny Kravitz's junk.

Kravitz was performing at a theme park in Sweden on Monday night when his little Kravitz decided to jump out and greet the world.

"The producer stepped up and said that they had 'some problems on stage'. A bit later Kravitz came out wearing other trousers. He said 'sorry, I ripped my trousers'," a member of the audience, named only as Sara, told the Expressen tabloid after the show.

A concertgoer captured this splendid occurrence and presented Lenny's tallywacker to the Internet.

This is truly a monumental day in willy history.

Protip: GET A VAN! The passengers around you (and your insurance) will thank you!

The center is also known as the garbage and recycling industry.

Trunk? Check. Junk? Mega check.

Merry Christmas, Mrs. Claus.