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Jimmy Kimmel never fails to call upon the most creatively-inspired, insult-spewing pack of Twitter trolls when he whips out this sporadic series. These are usually absolutely ruthless, and always massively entertaining. 

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One of the greatest things that ever happened to the internet happened a little over a decade ago, when an entire community in Mobile, Al was convinced they had a leprechaun running around their town. It's just so great, I don't even know what to do with it. 

It's legend has grown in stature of the years, thanks in large part to this police artist sketch:



God, that's great. Jimmy Kimmel paid tribute to the video last night on his show, airing clips from this most special of viral videos. Enjoy the tribute and the original video. Happy St. Patrick's Day. 



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If you're reading this and you happen to hail from Alaska, then you've my sincerest condolences; cause bruh, you apparently live in an STD-ridden state populated by sexually active folk with a staggeringly underdeveloped ability to use protection. 

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Despite what many people will tell you, this is still America, and one of the basic principles of the constitution is the right to put whatever the hell you want on a pizza without shame... least of all something as delicious as pineapple. Pineapple on pizza rocks, nerds. 

Now this has nothing to do with where you can dunk pizza, which is nowhere. Dunking your pizza in milk is a war crime. Sorry, gross jerks of the world. 

On his show last night, Jimmy Kimmel didn't even ask people on the street what they thought, he just gave his own opinion, which was "once you turn 15, stop drinking milk altogether. People who dip pizza in milk, these are the people we should be deporting, leave the Mexicans alone."  

And so continues the constitutional crisis of our time...

via eekandmisandry