Italian supermodel Chiara Nasti has a lot of Instagram followers. 1.3 million to be exact. So you best believe she gets a lot of trolls. Because what's a better way of making your own pathetic self feel valuable than harassing women online.
Unfortunately for her trolls, Nasti knows how to get nasty. She wanted to find a constructive job for her detractors and found it in her bathroom. Nasti printed the mean tweets she recieved on a roll of toilet paper.
How do you deal with being a third wheel? You could continuously complain about how you're single or how you'll never meet that special someone or how if you died in your apartment no one would ever know about it, so you decided to sign up for one of those life alert bracelets because people slip in the shower all the time.
This woman has a different approach.
Avalon runs the Instagram Third Wheel Extravaganza, where she celebrates the cold, empty stares of the only single person in the room. Watch as she lives a life of solitude as the people around her never stop kissing.
Dudes, how many times have you had to put down the Xbox control and pick up your girlfriend's phone and take a picture of her? Have you ever had to turn your Yankees cap around to get better shot? What about all those times you got crud on your favorite Wolverine-print bowling shirt to get that low angle? Bros, aren't you sick of not getting the recognition you deserve?
Finally, someone has answered the call. The Instagram takes a peek behind the curtain to see boyfriends taking pictures of their girlfriends.
Everyone agrees: The most important part of the wedding is the hashtag.
You could have the right dress, cake, and DJ, but if your hashtag fails to inspire and delight your guests, guess what, no one had a good time. The hashtag lives on long after the music ends and leaves an indelible print on your pictures. It’s the first thing that guests ask for and the last thing they forget.
So why would you leave the hashtag up to the amateurs?
Gunning for the title of most millennial job of 2016, Marielle Wakim, a Los Angeles-based magazine editor, is offering personalized wedding for a low, low price. “Happily Ever #Hashtagged,” Wakim’s business offers hashtags, charging $40 for one and $115 for three options. She’s also willing to tag bachelor and bachelorette parties.
Recently, Wakim’s wedding hashtags were featured on Good Morning America, where John Legend didn’t seem too impressed by them. Although, we’re in agreement, the one she wrote for George and Amal Clooney, “AmalYourGeorge,” was pretty solid.
Donald Trump has said a lot of things this election season, but there’s one thing none of us should stand for: Lying about our professional athletes and supermodels. Professional athletes and supermodels are the backbone of this country. They are who we aspire to be, and who we bow down before, hanging our heads in shame.
This makes Tom Brady’s supposed endorsement of Donald Trump all the more disturbing.
The New York Post reports that Donald Trump said to a rally on Monda that he spoke to Brady and recieved his vote. Trump recounted their conversation:
“Great guy, great friend of mine — great, great champion. Unbelievable winner. He called today and he said, ‘Donald, I support you, you’re my friend, and I voted for you.
And I said, ‘So Tom. You voted for me, you support me, am I allowed to say it tonight at this massive crowd in New Hampshire?’ He said, ‘If you want to say it, you can say it.’”
However, in the hours that passed, word finally got to Tom Brady’s wife, supermodel Gisele Bündchen. On Instagram, a fan put it bluntly, asking “Gisele I heard you and Tom were backing Trump! Is that true??”
And there you have it, folks. This election season has brought out a lot in all of us. We struggle as a nation to bridge great divides between us and find our place in this crazy, mixed-up world. It’s hard enough, but at least we can rely on our supermodels and professional athletes to be there for us, speak for themselves, and never get lost in the fray.