He could have won accolades based solely on the Star Wars reference and lame puns about guitarbonite, but Travis Stevens carried through and crafted a polished-looking guitar mod shaped like Han Solo's carbonite prison. Would Solo mind that you're fingering his genital area even if he's trapped in hibernation?
Oh, and the current owner of that guitar is Tom Moody, the co-founder of Evanescence. So there's that.
Star Wars Kinect comes out today! In a move that's sure to further desecrate rekindle your love of the franchise, the game lets you play as Star Wars characters clubbing to music that wouldn't sound out of place on an R. Kelly album. Let's hope they let R2D2 dance to dubstep!