He should change his license plate to just say NOPE.
This massive spider could not have found a more inconvenient place to hang out, aside from on your face.
“Nothing worse than opening your car door and feeling something furry!” writes the uploader in the caption.
They found him just chilling beneath the handle, presumably when they stuck their hand up there to open it.
“It’s a bloody super spider,” he says. “Oh jesus!”
Fortunately, for everyone involved, it eventually plops down and scurries away.
That looks safe.
A family in Florida was caught on camera putting their kids in a car trunk last week at a parking lot outside CiCi’s Pizza.
One of the customers in the restaurant captured the whole thing on video, in which you can see them children climb in like a can of sardines and lay down next to each other on their backs.
“We’re about to get shot,” says the woman filming, as she laughs at the scene.
According to witnesses, a few of the adults in the group went back into the pizza restaurant to threaten the woman.
The customers said they were too scared so no one called the police, and the Department of Children and Families has since launched an investigation.
The group also told CBS that it’s better to call authorities about an incident like this rather than shooting video and posting it to YouTube.
Well that’s certainly one way to do it.
Professional wrestler Rob Venomous came up with an interesting, albeit slightly dangerous, method of pulling out his 8-year-old son’s loose tooth.
He tied one end of a string to his tooth and connected the other end to the back of his Chevrolet Camaro.
It’s basically like using a doorknob but with a lot more power and risk of serious injury.
Fortunately for the kid, everything went according to plan, and he was’t dragged down the street screaming in pain.
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