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The Reviews Are In! This Tiny Phone Sold On Amazon Fits Snuggly In Your Butt and Is Perfect for Prison

When you get arrested, you only get one phone call, but with this handy little guy, you can make as many as you need. 

Amazon is currently selling a "Beat The Boss 3in1" cellphone designed to do just that. With its compact design and rounded edges, you'll have no trouble at all shoving this thing where the sun don't shine and getting it behind bars. Yup, this is the perfect cellphone to cram into your ass and use in prison. 

Check out these specs:

Wow! The size of a finger! Sounds like this is just the phone you need to beat the boss. But don't take my word for it, check out what these satisfied customers thought:

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People Are Sharing Their Online Shopping Nightmares and They're Hilarious

Online shopping is still a bit of gamble. Even though you see some pictures and a description, you're still depending on someone to package the right product. 

These people are going to be getting in touch with customer service because these are some online shopping fails that have no excuse. 

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Dude's Illustrative Amazon Review for 'Constipation Aid' Device Deserves Nothing Short of Pulitzer Prize

This is easily the funniest Amazon 'review' I've read in a very long time. Anyone out there actually make use of this product? 

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Amazon Reviews Section for the Book 'Diseases Caused By Masturbation' Is a Comedic Goldmine

The jerkoff artists of the world probably don't give a shit about the latest proclaimed condemnation of masturbation being some sort of disease causing evil on the world. The only condition a dude is bound to retract if he spends too much time making besties with his strong hand and a bottle of the Lubriderm (or whatever) is a crippling hand cramp with a side of tendonitis.

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Customers Are Frying This Ridiculous iPhone Case on Amazon Over It's Smell

I didn't think there was any more room around to go up after you took the initiative to craft the uber-realistic fried chicken iPhone case; but clearly, I was terribly wrong. It would appear that some particularly lost and evidently hungry iPhone case collectors foolishly tried to take a bite out this case. Honestly, no comment, cause I'd totally go there if the chicken looked real enough too.

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