Cleaning a Theater After a Showing of 50 Shades of Grey

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they just left their cucumbers?
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The text under the images reads: "Me and my friends work at a cinema and I just received these snapchats of them cleaning a screen after 50 shades of grey."

Ladies please, don't forget your cucumbers.

Middle Schoolers Brought Home a 50 Shades of Grey Word Puzzle from Sex Ed Class

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50 shades of grey word puzzle, what a world we live in!
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The parents of Westmoreland County students, were not as entertained. You could go so far to say they were furious. I think they were so angry because they didn't know what some of these words meant, and felt like they were missing out. 

If you want to print out the puzzle, click here.

The Vermont Teddy Bear Company is Selling a "50 Shades" Bear. We're Doomed as a Species.

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That image is completely 100% real. The Vermont Teddy Bear Company, long-time sellers of adorable bear products, is selling a Christian Grey teddy bear - apparently fully licensed. The parade of sadness continues on their official tumblr, which features forced memes of the bear making terrible sexual puns:



Why, you may ask? Because #brands, yo. Hashtag brands.