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By Michelle Zabell
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Maybe we've been hammering this point home a little bit too hard lately, but if it's worth saying once then it's worth saying again: Santa is a truly terrifying face of unspoken eldritch horrors. Don't believe me? Check out some of these creeps below!

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By Catfish
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When it comes to Sketchy, it's hard to to tell what's worse: A grumpy Santa that hates their work (like this charming chap above), or the ones that seem oddly pleased to be doing what they're doing. Take a look at some of them below and let us know in the comments which is worse: A Santa that will murder your child, or take them home as a present for themselves?

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By Slynnxx
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One of the best things about mall Santas is the range of emotion they produce. Take a look at this guy up here. I mean, sure he's sketchy and probably enjoys his job a little too much, but there's a sort of placid serenity about him that you don't see from most people.

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