And the winner for best actress playing a seal goes to... Nicole Kidman.
Nicole Kidman unleashed a new special skill at last night's Oscars, or rather, lack there of.
Apparently, because she's some sort of diety or woodland creature posing as a human being, she has no idea how to clap.
The internet's having a field day with this, as you could imagine. After all, who doesn't like seeing one of our greatest living actresses being so out of touch with common people that she doesn't know how to clap.