Ever heard that little cringe-coated nugget of wisdom that goes something like, 'in order to love someone else, you must first love yourself?' Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've heard that shit while in the throes of bachelorhood like it's on a broken record. Usually imparted upon to me by older, 'wiser', well-intentioned folk. But dude. What if you just really, really love yourself; and the 'Man Cave' that you've carved out as your sanctuary is too perfected to not stay steady with? Ya know?

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Oscars were announced this morning, and they were filled with stupid picks, as usual. Like how the f could Green Room not get Best Editing? Get out of here with that shit. 

But more so, people were really not happy that Deadpool didn't get the nominations it was gunning for last week. What can I say? People really like the Merc with the Mouth. 

Surprisingly, a different comic book movie did get a few nominations. Suicide Squad got nods for Best Make Up and Best Movie Based on an Energy Drink. Needless to say, people are not happy about it. Check out how people are responding: 

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It's no secret that teachers have some pretty stupid students. And when they hit the teacher's lounge, that's when shit gets real. But what are they talking about in there? The dumb things students do, duh.

Well, welcome to the teacher's lounge because the professors of Reddit are sharing some of the dumbest things their students have said or done.

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Via: Good Mythical Morning
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These are some Weapons of Mental Destruction.

YouTube show Good Mythical Morning are counting down some of the dumbest weapons ever created. Most of the time, though, they are just attaching bombs to animals, and letting these little flaming monsters take care of the bad guys. Smart.

It's amazing humanity has made it this far without blowing ourselves up.

I didn't even write that with the intention of it being clickbaitish whatsoever, dude. Honestly, this saddening saga is violently brutal. Unreal. For sure got a literal clench in my gut as the story worked up to the devastating ending when yes, he discovers his wife was impregnated by Darrel, some engaged dude. Oh, a quick by the way, but she couldn't even spell that guy's name right. Read at your own peril, cause this shit might color you seven kinds of enraged.

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via @ThePoke

Translation: Bin = Garbage Can

Early Tuesday morning, the British comedy site The Poke tweeted a garbage can with a yellow top and cardboard box sticking out of it. The bin, as they call it, does kind of look like that reality-TV gameshow host who won the presidency last year, Donald Trump, so they told people to do “their wonderful stuff with it.”

And do their wonderful stuff they did. They declared a Photoshop war on the bin. Man, I wish we called them bins in America. I also wish we called elevators “lifts.” We never should have had the American revolution. Curse you, fore fathers!

Anyway, here are some of the best from #TheAdventuresOfDonaldTheBin:

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