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A group of scuba divers have a rather close encounter with a pair of humpback whales while floating in the ocean off the central California coast.

WARNING: Some salty language in this video, and for good reason.

I literally can't believe how wrong you've been eating. It's, like, kind of amazing you've even lasted this long. Think about it, while you've been wasting ketchup and using the wrong amount of pasta, there are people on this planet who have been cuttin' checks and snappin' necks. 

Do you want to start wheelin' and dealin' with the big boys? Of course, you do. 

Check out these food tips from Twitter that'll make you a happier and more successful human being. 

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It really doesn't matter how bad of a day you're having. Taking out your seething inner rage on the rest of the world by being a complete and utter ass to everyone around you is never ok and a great way to fail at being a human being. It goes back to that old saying "If you run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. If you run into assholes all day, you're the asshole."

Well, comedian Steve Hofstetter ran into one of these people after his latest trip to the airport and decided to do something about it.

After watching her rampage selfishly through the airport and observing her allowing her dog to relieve itself in the middle of the floor he decided to play a small harmless prank on the woman. A prank that resulted in some sweet justice with more severe consequences than he intended and that's what Fail Blog is all about.

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These aren't your mothers memes. These memes take things to a whole new depraved level of comedy and debauchery, where other memes fail to go. 

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Now I'm no visually artistic person, but for some reason every damn time I come across some arts and crafts thingamajig-dodad I think to myself "Oh shit, that's easy. I bet i can make that." 

Hours later, covered in glue, glitter and random cuts and bruises and filled with deep-seated anger and shame I lay my eyes upon my creation and I can just hear it whispering... 

"Kill... me...."

These poor souls had a similar experience when they tried to get down and dirty with some crafts. The results are never what you expect. 

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In light of the unsettling realization about what the cartoon actually is, I can (try and) appreciate the "artist's" intentions here were coming from an allegedly good enough place. But I mean, damn, they should've seen the blowback coming on this one at some point. It's almost impressive. In a single cartoon they didn't fail to hit many of the widely-known trigger points. You know...sexism, feminism, etc. 

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If there's something this guy loves, it's a good moron. But if there's something I love even more, it's a moron being humiliated. Couple that with a woman getting a heads up that a dude's trash and...

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That's what we have here, a perfect storm of a guy sending a text meant for his bros and accidentally sending it to his girl. What a maroon. 

Then he followed up with this pathetic text:

Ew, boy. 

Bros, avoid situations like these by not sending your bros texts that say "bout to get BALLS DEEP" unless you're getting BALLS DEEP in the following:

1) A pizza.

2) A game of pool.

3) The ocean. 

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Personally, I'm not so sure how I'd feel about this one, were I put in our fresh-roasted birthday dude of the hour's shoes: on the one hand, the card isn't exactly sweet talk material, but on the other, grandma could be kind of a comedic badass. Perhaps with age and wrinkles comes a greater appetite for insult-worthy humor.

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