Earlier this week, a grand jury in Cass County, Mo. indicted 25-year-old Megan Blair Baker (pictured above) on charges of having sexual contact with a 17-year-old student. According to investigators, Baker, a teacher and the assistant wrestling coach at Cass High, had sex with the teen on the school bus. He later told all his friends about it (of course he did), which is how his parents found out. Not too long after that, the father of the teen reported the incident to investigators.
“We heard it happened on a school bus and the boy was openly bragging about it,” Sherwood Cass parent Linda Aldin said. “He was telling everyone he had sex with the woman.”
“It just really shocked us,” Aldin said. “I never dreamed that it would happen at our school.”
That's right—during spring break, Tinder usage on South Padre Island, Texas spikes nearly 2,500 percent. Call it the obvious winner (and, we suppose, loser) here. As of the 2010 census, the island was permanent home to just over 2,800 infinitely patient souls—but it swells to become essentially a small city each March. At its peak, 50,000 students have their run of the place, and from the looks of it, they're all on Tinder.
New Orleans and Miami might post numbers that look pitiful, but that's still up 25 percent, and it's because Tinder usage there is extremely strong throughout the year—and because those cities host what is essentially a year-round spring break. Boulder, meanwhile, gets our vote for Unexpectedly Horniest Place on the Planet.