How Long Did It Take You To Get Dressed?

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She's gotta be wearing at least 30 pounds of JUNK right now.

John, Go Change Your Shoes

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This is a segment called I don't know the name of this color! Those shoes aren't orange really, or peach, or really any color I can name (this offends my sensibilities even further.) So please help me, dear readers and tell me what color those hideous shoes are.

Your Hair Has Slid Backwards

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Dafuq?

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Pretty in Pink

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I Don't Think Anyone Wears Those Like That

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So...No One's Going to Help the Pink Guy?

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It's cool guys, Brian just threw a tantrum and got all tuckered out. Poor little guy. You know, we let him dress himself this morning.