Safety First!

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God save the queen... with reflective vests!

Might Want Another Seat Belt, For Your Pants

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Additional space is available in the overhead compartment. You seemed to have left a shirt that fits you in there.

Safe Sex Has Never Been Safer. . . or Less Appealing

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Hello Safety

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And I Want Them NOW!

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Rasta Hardhat

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It's where he stores his brain.