Lord High Emperor Plaxisar Has Chosen an Earth Maiden as His Bride

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Quick, assemble a feast for this momentous triennial occasion! When the term of our marriage has ended, I will devour the bride and gestate one thousand heirs!

One Does Not Simply Ride the Bus Into Mordor

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One also has to make several transfers, one of them lasting 25 minutes between buses. It's suicide!