Timmy, Have You Been Shopping In The Children's Aisle Again?

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children,dice,kids,kids clothing,pink,toys
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I'm pretty sure the store has a restraining order against him.

You're Going to Get a Little Muddy

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dress,frills,lace,outside,park,pink,waterfall
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This person suffers from two delusions: first, that the outfit is age-appropriate for anyone over the age of 6; and second, that it's meant to be worn anywhere except in stuffy Victorian mansions. If you want to go to outside, you either wear something that isn't so vulnerable to stains or you stay away from the goddamn waterfall.

Tell it Like it Is!

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bow,earrings,innuendo,pink,sad face
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Oh dear, clearly the one on the left is injured by the other gentleman's lewd implications.

Pink Polo Shirts Protect Against Mud, Muggings, and Radioactivity

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pink,polo shirt,protection
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The smirk on his face says it all. He's got protection. He don't need to worry 'bout a thang.