Nah, I Don't Feel Like Dancing Either

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club,dancing,no thanks,oh god
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I'm just going to go back to casually playing Words With Friends over at the bar. Later!

I Hear That Hairstyle Can Make You Go Blind

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club,cold sore,emo,hair,oh god
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I don't mean having that hair cut, I mean LOOKING at it can literally make you go blind. Keep this picture on your screen at your own risk.

Thank You For Not Losing the Weight

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dress,fat,oh god,ponch
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By Unknown
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I have never been so happy to see a paunch in my entire life. Thank you, thank you for protecting us from that sight.

"What, It's Just Some Chicks in BikiOH GOD"

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fat,g rated,oh god,photobomb,poorly dressed,when you see it
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Just let your eyes wander around that photo for a second. We'll wait.

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