Close, But Not Quite

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john travolta,nicholas cage,T.Shirt
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My Hair is a Bird, Every Damn Time

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bird,hawk,nicholas cage,your argument is invalid
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It's like all of my good looks just take off and fly away...

The Worst Shoes in the World?

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crocs,nicholas cage,nickelback,shoes,the actual worst,the worst
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No. We don't joke about these sorts of things here. These are just the actual worst. Go home. We're done with the internet forever.