That addiction isn't so strange, actually. It's a well-known disorder and the people who suffer from it are called "Lolitas."
Because I really think you're holding yourself back by wearing just three. If you really push yourself, you could probably wear about five or six.
The zoo's newest attraction, people-watching!
What an interesting place to put all that blood.
Although it looks like you suffer from a mild case of the cirrhosis.