It's Hard Out There For a Pimp... Or Pirate

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I remember what pimpin' was like... before the war...

Whoah There Buddy, We Get How Hip You Are

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carrying case,hat,hipster,laptopt,top hat
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Five bucks says the rolled-up thing in his pocket is the outline to his Bukowski-esque Coming of Age novel set in the rural midwest.

Well, It Didn't Happen QUITE Like That, But Basically

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america,fourth of july,hat,independence day,merica,trucker hat
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I mean, some history buffs will try and trick you into thinking it was more complicated than this, but no seriously dude that was totally it.