Man, Stop Rubbing Balloons All Over Yourself

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beard,hair,nipple piercing,tattoos,topless
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Seriously. It makes your hair stick out, and every time the cat tries to sit on your lap it gets electrocuted by static from the nipple ring.

Weave Overload

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color vomit,hair,rainbow,weave,wig
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You've got enough colors of thread here to make like, three or four equally bad weaves all on your own. Way to be!