This Actually Makes Me Less Patriotic

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You'd never see something this unappealing in glorious Mother Russia.

I Hope It's Not The New Forest Ranger Uniform

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He was asked, so he told.

The Hippest Granny

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"Was the Canadian maple leaf always this spiky?"

"Of course it was grandma!"

Dad, That's Terrible!

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You can't be drinking before noon!

The Garage Sale Runway Show

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I guess we can forgive him if that's an engineering or math textbook.