As if the chumps making Ugg boots needed more coke-induced fashion decisions, now you can get your fur boots in disco ball-style!

She steals from the old and gives to those approaching puberty.

...and the full moon on the horizon is rosier than ever.

Oh, that dude? Nah, disco never died. He's cool.

I mean, "Space-Disco" hasn't been an acceptable fashion style for at least 15 years...