An actual shirt that is actually for sale... for $284. Chimp bait is more expensive than I thought.
These shoes get you in the ol' U.S.A. spirit? Perhaps you want to see how our athletes are doing at the Olympics over at ROFLympics!
Luckily, it's still attached to the bag by a thick chain. That could never backfire, though.
I mean, you can really pick out the movements in the colors and patterns here. It's all quite amazing.
UGH I CAN FEEL IT CRAWLING AND I'M JUST LOOKING AT A COMPUTER MONITOR WHAT IS GOING ON.