The Club Can't Even Handle Me Right Now

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club,dancing,old people,Party,poorly dressed,g rated
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Sing it with me now: "I'm on Medicare and I know it!"

Nah, I Don't Feel Like Dancing Either

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club,dancing,no thanks,oh god
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I'm just going to go back to casually playing Words With Friends over at the bar. Later!

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