They Must Make You Invincible!

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invincible,mario,converse,shoes,stars,poorly dressed,sneakers,Super Mario bros
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If red isn't your color, they come in a green Bowser edition too.
Bowser

I Was Stinging People Before Bees Made It Popular

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Bumblebee,converse,glasses,hipster,ponytails
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And by stinging, I mean writing angsty poetry about them.

Broken Foot? You Can Still Match!

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shoes,poorly dressed,cast,converse,sneakers,chuck taylors
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I Whip My Pants Back and Forth

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converse,laces,pants,shoe pants,willow smith
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We've Hit a New Low

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converse,crocs,facebook,failbook,sneakers
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I weep for us all, and yet I have no tears left. If I did weep however, I hear Crocs handle puddles of water excellently.

The Whitest Gang

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black,converse,gang,jacket,khakis,northface,white
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On Saturdays they all hang out behind J. Crew and do lines of granola off the back of New Yorker magazines.