Maybe you're really, really, REALLY, into your American history in the south. That's all well and good. The implications of wearing that around at a formal event? Maybe you need to ponder that a little bit.
Every year in East Dublin, Georgia, over 95,000 people gather to attend the Summer Redneck Games. The competitions at the event range from Redneck Horseshoes (using toilet seat covers) to Bobbing for Pigs' Feet, from the Armpit Serenade to the Mudpit Belly Flop. What we're interested in, though, is the staggering range of ways to flaunt the Confederate flag. Below is just a sampling, with the occasional mullet and Southern Goth gown thrown in to make your mouth water for grits.