Ah, reading the newest issue of the "Dressed in the Dark Daily," I see.
You've got enough colors of thread here to make like, three or four equally bad weaves all on your own. Way to be!
Just looking at this is making me want to love and tolerate people. I should probably leave now.
With that many stripes and colors on a single person, you've gotta imagine that he has stories to tell, right? Crazy, disjointed, weird stories, but stories nonetheless.
Are things about to get funky? Please warn me in advance should things become funky.
I mean, the balance is all off and I think it replaced some of these pants with a trippy oil spill or something.
No Urban Outfitters, I will not pay $200 to look like a moccasin vomited on my shoe.
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