classy

The rules are simple: Only one ridiculous and terrible looking pattern, otherwise we boot you from the establishment.

Nothing to say here, just that I want this dude to be my best friend for life. That is all.

But don't let those pictures end up on the internet, or you're (panty) hosed!

It seems the "C" and "L" are a tad unnecessary.

I do say chap, quite the day for a blazer, don't you think? Why yes, mmmhmm, quite.