Unless he was going for some super-sweet box cosplay, I think he failed to dress for the weather.

Mr. Johnson

Bike seats can pinch something awful even with pants. I don't want to know what he's feeling right now.

Well, I'd probably be needing to ride the white pony too if I wanted to go out looking like that.

Protects her head from injury AND keeps her hair wind-resistant and in a nice conical shape. Clever!