Screw Ugly Sweater Parties

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Screw Ugly Sweater Parties
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Just wear a t-shirt with you best bud's face on it.

The Club Can't Even Handle Me Right Now

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The Club Can't Even Handle Me Right Now
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Sing it with me now: "I'm on Medicare and I know it!"

No Girls Allowed!

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No Girls Allowed!
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Tonight it's just me, the boys, a case of Mountain Dew, Mario Kart, and our fleeting sense of self-worth. Let's go!

So, Can We Try the NEXT Dance Club Instead?

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So, Can We Try the NEXT Dance Club Instead?
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What did this outfit need more of? Honey mustard, apparently.