(Talking to my ten-year-old cousin about Pokemon while celebrating my uncle returning from Iraq.)
Me: Bulbasaur was my favorite starter.
Cousin: What's a bulbasaur?
Uncle: Good work son, the only proper starter is a Charmander.
Cousin: What's a charmander?
Uncle: (Turns to my aunt) What in God's name have you done to my child?!
(Me playing Plants vs. Zombies)
Grandma: Hey! That is a funny game! Those grey guys look like your grandfather. He likes fighting with my plants too. But at least he doesn't eat them. Well, not always.
Whatever man, if that baby could circle-strafe while doing a rocket jump and managing his Z-Axis space this wouldn't be an issue.
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