(Talking about Jessica Simpson with my mom)
Mom: She's lucky that she has big boobs, because she can't sing at all.
So, I mean, there's a baby in here, but really I just wanted to make sure everyone saw this puppy.
Sorry. That won't happen again, I promise.
I would accept this onesie only under the condition that it was delivered to me by this man, in this vehicle:
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