(Me doing my homework at age 17)
(Dad walks in)
Dad: What are you doing?
Me: Science homework
Dad: Uh huh... Hey honey come here!
(Mom walks in)
Mom: What's up?
Dad: She's doing homework
Mom: ..... Nerd!
Dad: Haha you're never gonna get laid doing that!
(They both leave)
TRUE STORY -_-
For her son, she had to write a "no LAN parties" note.
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