(Mom and I watching "The First Wives' Club")
Mom: You know, if your dad ever wanted to divorce me, I think I'd just murder him.
Me: What, why?
Mom: Because I'd rather be a widow than a first wife.
The picture is a little small:
JD, Defeat the mummy, green aliens, & orange man-eating flower and you will get yogurt! <3 Mom
But really, watch out JD! That Yogurt is probably a trap! It has high-fructose corn syrup and all kinds of preservatives. Plus, if you eat that now, your mom will expect you to eat it every night.
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