Me: According to the lab I did, you and mom can't be homozygous dominant for ALU.
Dad: Baby, I ain't homo nothing.
(I had just received my acceptance letter to Duke.)
Dad: To be honest, I didn't expect you to finish high school.
So, I think it's pretty safe to say that this is maybe the worst school prank ever? Or maybe it's just revenge for years and years of senior pranks in high school...
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