B Is For "Beer"

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Those don't look anything like hops! 0/10.

This Guy is How Every Man ACTUALLY Feels When He's Told He'll be a Father

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Those drooped arms, that downward inflection, that look of utter surprise and horror that says he will never again stay up until three in the morning playing Grand Theft Auto by himself. Take that beer for "daddy" and pour it out for your last fleeting feelings of youth, because it's dead bro.  

Mommy's Little Keg of Joy

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Good to see she's chosen a career early on!

At Least It Will Put Him to Sleep, Right?

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Every time I talk to my European friends, they bemoan that the drinking age is 21 in the United States where everyone else in the world can go to a bar and order a pint by the time they're 18 (or younger in some places (hey Germany!)). I can see their point, especially when the allure of drinking can drive our young kids to hit the bottle at such an early age. Check them all out below!


Get a Quick Sip of That, Why Don't Ya

Look at this dad, just standing by while his child spirals into a TOTALLY INEVITABLE AND UNAVOIDABLE BOUT WITH ALCOHOLISM.


Use Whatever Pacifier You Have On Hand

If it weren't for the fact that this baby just lost her Jedi mind-powers that beer would already be in her tiny, fragile hands:


Of All the Times to Lose those Force Powers...