(Furniture shopping with my parents.)
Mom: I like that this bed has a canopy... I'll have something to tie your dad up to.
(Talking to my 9-year-old brother)
Me: Hey, do you know who is coming on Saturday night?
Mom: Your Dad, if he's lucky.
Dad: Our entire family seems to have prostate problems. I have it, your grandpa has it, his father also has it... There's a good chance that you might have it too.
ME: Why is that?
DAD: I dunno, but we make up for it in sexual prowess.
Prepare to Rage: A Man Sets Up a Crowdfunding Site for His ...
A CNET Reporter Talking About the Apple Watch Accidentally ...
Here's Why You Never Ask the Internet for Help... Ever
There's A New Trend in Taiwan For Giving Dogs Perfectly Square ...
Lógica Star Wars
Ahora todo tiene sentido
You're Not True Hardcore Mom Enough if You Had a C-Section ...
8 Emotions We Felt Reading Chris Pratt's AMA
Slow News Day Means Ghost Day, Right?
You Gotta Have Priorities, You Know?
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more