For all the crazed adulation they're getting from the fangirls (the "directioners"), it stands to reason that one of them is a mutant bee in disguise, secreting pheromones on behalf of the others. My money's on the guy with the improbably sculpted hair.

When the Black Keys first released a music video for their single Gold on the Ceiling, it consisted of fairly standard footage from their live tour - long stretches of highway, excited fans, and leather jackets.

Now there's a new video directed by oddball Harmony Korine, and the light of day has never seen the fresh hell from whence it was dragged. Filmed in a VHS found footage style à la the Blair Witch, the Black Keys play the palsied twins of larger, more deformed versions of themselves. They spend most of their time sitting around and twitching their heads. Watch it, but be advised that we're not liable for the nightmares you'll have tonight.

Mariah Carey, what are you EVEN trying to say?

You're a guy wearing a dress? I bet Kevin Barnes is SUPER jealous.