Look, you bastards will eat up anything excreted by the overworked and aging Star Wars behemoth, so here's a rendition of a Justin Bieber song in an unholy alliance with the Internet's Fan-Favorite Multiverse. You're welcome.
Right now you're thinking "Gee, this is a great way to show off my love of '80s science fiction AND my preference for '60s pop music. If only I could emblazon this on my chest!" Stop right there. We have a solution.