Disappointing News to Homosexual Necrophiliacs Everywhere

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Disappointing News to Homosexual Necrophiliacs Everywhere
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Did you know? Kurt Cobain is not only not gay, he's also DEAD. After a tragic "suicide." Sorry, gays!

StayAway, Bear!

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StayAway, Bear!
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One day Kurt Cobain and a talking bear run into each other in the street. Which is more surprised to see the other? DISCUSS.

Smells Like Teen Spirit for Two Cellos

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A little amplification, a little distortion, and boom -- cellos for the win.

Want more cello? Here's another duo with "Smooth Criminals."

Kurt Cobain Would Have Turned 45 Today

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It's also George Washington's birthday, but he was a better president than singer. Wooden teeth are terrible for your voice.