An Abridged History of Western Music in 16 Genres

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CDZA outdoes itself by proving not only that Louis Armstrong is still alive, but that he's immortal.

Name That Genre! Metal Edition

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There's No Way I Want to Get Paired With Prussian Blue Fans

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"Okay! Post-electro-industrial grindcore pop fans in Cell A, chillwave dance-funk fans in Cell B!"

Keeping With the "In" Crowd

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But what if Sonny Moore was the one who made those genres popular? IT COULD HAVE HAPPENED.

Music FAILS: The Six Levels of Social Self-Exile

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What level are you guys? Are you socially functioning radio jammers or introverted math-drone free thinkers? DISCUSS.

I'm Looking at YOU, People Who Like Everything Except Country and Rap

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Discuss!

How Do YOU Rank?

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In order to free yourself from the perpetual cycle of good music and bad music that causes joy and suffering, respectively, in every genre, you must transcend to a higher order of genre where all the music is the same and there is no "good" or "bad." We used a similar chart before, but this one introduces the level of transcendence. Level ∞+1 is smooth jazz and Kenny G.

Where are you guys? There's no wrong place to be!