You don't understand, symphonic power metal is a totally useful label without which we wouldn't be able to have a meaningful discussion about music at all.
In order to free yourself from the perpetual cycle of good music and bad music that causes joy and suffering, respectively, in every genre, you must transcend to a higher order of genre where all the music is the same and there is no "good" or "bad." We used a similar chart before, but this one introduces the level of transcendence. Level ∞+1 is smooth jazz and Kenny G.
Where are you guys? There's no wrong place to be!