When asked what he was working on, Riff answered "Gotta keep my hands from floatin' up to the top, cuz ice rises." If anyone knows what the hell that means, feel free to educate us.
Oh that's right, it's the record industry's show, where they see significant boosts in sales after arbitrarily giving out awards to safe and generic adult-contemporary pop music.
It's basically what everyone on the internet was saying anyway, except here it's in print to make it official.
Remember when she was on the Disney Channel? Because she was on the Disney Channel.